There are some key differences about the toilets here in New Zealand that my fellow Americans need to know about. Now you may think there are more noble things to blog about, but I find that differences in things (like toilets and toilet related studies) that every human in the developed world encounters more than one time per day to be worthy of a good informational session. This way we can share toilet best practices from each corner of the globe to develop the ultimate toilet experience! There ought to be a government funded study behind this......
First off, the amount of water that greets your disposed substance is much less in NZ than in the US of A. Mind you this would seem to create less opportunity for splash back, but it doesn't! Still need to ask the toilet engineers to develop the perfect patent for that dilemma. The point with this is less ability to examine. Gross you say? Don't we all do it though? What if you had blood in your stool. I reckon you wouldn't see it in a NZ flusher and that, my friend, scares me. Take away here, more water is better to see if your bowel is irregular. US of A 1, NZ, nil.
A plague of enormous frequency in the men's room (not sure about the ladies) is that of your last buddy's butt residue lingering on the toilet seat. I can't think of anything that's much more disgusting than that. And then your mind wanders and you think, could it possibly be my boss, who I met leaving the restroom as I was entering, that left the toilet in such an unkempt fashion? Surely he wouldn't do that. But he could be that dirty. Anyway, moral of this one is that NZ has a quick fix for butt residue.
First off, the amount of water that greets your disposed substance is much less in NZ than in the US of A. Mind you this would seem to create less opportunity for splash back, but it doesn't! Still need to ask the toilet engineers to develop the perfect patent for that dilemma. The point with this is less ability to examine. Gross you say? Don't we all do it though? What if you had blood in your stool. I reckon you wouldn't see it in a NZ flusher and that, my friend, scares me. Take away here, more water is better to see if your bowel is irregular. US of A 1, NZ, nil.
A plague of enormous frequency in the men's room (not sure about the ladies) is that of your last buddy's butt residue lingering on the toilet seat. I can't think of anything that's much more disgusting than that. And then your mind wanders and you think, could it possibly be my boss, who I met leaving the restroom as I was entering, that left the toilet in such an unkempt fashion? Surely he wouldn't do that. But he could be that dirty. Anyway, moral of this one is that NZ has a quick fix for butt residue.
A handy disinfectant spray that you use with TP to wipe the residue off before you sit. Now isnt that great? I have only seen these in a NZ restroom, so for that I award NZ a point over the US of A. Ooo tie game.
US of A defeated? Think again. This next picture says it all:
A direct declaration from the President of the United States. You wouldn't want to be caught not washing your hands if the the President demands you, now do you?
Case closed, the US of A still is better in the toilet room, but much is to be learned from this study....especially once I get funding for the official research study. Until then, for gosh sakes, clean up your butt residue for the next innocent soul that has the urge.
goofy brother
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